Shopkins and Virginity

I've referenced it in a few poems, but haven't said it explicitly. My wife, Laura, is pregnant. She's due Dec. 6. Instead of playing Beethoven or Mozart for baby Gavi, I'm playing this: https://youtu.be/hZ5cSRLj-l8 I heard it at daycare last week and was hooked from the opening snaps. Laura does a good impression of the [...]