Then Sarai said to Abram “This is all your fault! I let you sleep with my servant and now she treats me with contempt. God will show you who’s wrong – you or me.” The first episode of Jerry Springer was filmed. They already knew who the father was, so Maury was nixed.
God asked Cain where his brother was. (By my count, there were only four people for God to keep track of. Does he really see everything I do?)