Tag: Maury

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 16

Boy reading Bible

Then Sarai said to Abram “This is all your fault! I let you sleep with my servant and now she treats me with contempt. God will show you who’s wrong – you or me.” The first episode of Jerry Springer was filmed. They already knew who the father was, so Maury was nixed.

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 4

God asked Cain where his brother was. (By my count, there were only four people for God to keep track of. Does he really see everything I do?)