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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 34

Posted on January 23, 2020 by Arsenio Franklin

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“Our sister can’t marry an uncircumcised man! It would be a disgrace. Have all your men snip their tips and we’ll accept the marriages.”

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 24

Posted on November 12, 2019 by Arsenio Franklin

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She was beautiful, old enough to be married, and still a virgin. Check, check, check.

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