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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 30

Posted on November 22, 2019 by

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“You must sleep with me tonight. I have paid for you with some mandrakes.”

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 26

Posted on November 15, 2019 by

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“Why are you here?” Isaac asked. “You obviously hate me.”

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 24

Posted on November 12, 2019 by

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She was beautiful, old enough to be married, and still a virgin. Check, check, check.

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 23

Posted on November 8, 2019 by

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Sarah died when she was 127, in Hebron. Abraham said to the Hittite elders, “I am a stranger among you. Please sell me a piece of land so I can give my wife/sister a proper burial.”

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 18

Posted on October 30, 2019 by

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Then God said to Abraham, “Why did Sarah laugh? Is anything too hard for the Lord? I will return and she will have a son.” (God didn’t get bent out of shape when Abraham laughed at the same idea.)

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