Tag: Laban

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 32

Posted on January 7, 2020 by

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Overnight, Jacob took his two wives, two servant wives (new show idea for TLC) and eleven sons and crossed the Jabbok River, along with his possessions.

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 31

Posted on November 25, 2019 by

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She said to her dad, “Forgive me if I don’t get up. I’m having my monthly period.”

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 29

Posted on November 18, 2019 by

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But that night, in the darkness, Laban took Leah, his older daughter (who was described as lacking a spark in her eyes) to Jacob, and he slept with her.

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 24

Posted on November 12, 2019 by

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She was beautiful, old enough to be married, and still a virgin. Check, check, check.

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