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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 25

Posted on November 14, 2019 by

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Abraham gave everything he owned to Isaac, but gave gifts to his other sons and sent them to live in the east, away from Isaac. (I guess he didn’t want a Cain/Abel situation.)

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 17

Posted on October 30, 2019 by

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Remember, Abraham was 99 when he had his foreskin cut off.

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 16

Posted on October 27, 2019 by

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Then Sarai said to Abram “This is all your fault! I let you sleep with my servant and now she treats me with contempt. God will show you who’s wrong – you or me.” The first episode of Jerry Springer was filmed. They already knew who the father was, so Maury was nixed.

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