God kept his promise and gave Abraham and Sarah a son, named Isaac. Before you ask, yes, he was circumcised.
God rested on the seventh day to watch football. So he didn’t feel guilty about not working, he declared the seventh day to be holy.
A poem written by my wife.
I used to dread going to Heaven.
Do dead children go to Heaven? I’m not complaining but it seems unfair that I must keep believing in God and proving myself to be good while they died and apparently went straight to Heaven. If that’s how it works, it doesn’t make sense. Why would God decide some people get to skip the line?