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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 19

Posted on November 1, 2019 by Arsenio Franklin

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“Where are your guests? Bring them out so we can have sex with them!”

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 14

Posted on October 25, 2019 by Arsenio Franklin

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Abram replied, “I swear to God I will not take a single thread from you.

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 13

Posted on October 24, 2019 by Arsenio Franklin

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After Lot had gone, God talked about him behind his back to Abram.

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Ode to Familiarity

Posted on October 23, 2018 by Arsenio Franklin

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Man sleeping on walmart shelf. https://thewondrous.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/strange-people-at-walmart.jpg

O Walmart, how I’ve come to know your layout

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