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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapters 7 & 8

Posted on October 20, 2019 by Arsenio Franklin

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God was pleased with the smell of burnt flesh and said to himself, “Self, I will never again curse the human race, even though everything they think or imagine is evil from childhood.”
Apparently God just had a page or word count requirement to meet, because that was pointless.

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 5 & 6

Posted on October 19, 2019 by Arsenio Franklin

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And God said, “I will destroy all humans. In fact, screw it all. I’ll destroy all living things. I’m sorry I ever made them.” But Noah was the teacher’s pet.

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