Tag: Egypt

Bible Translation: Genesis Chapter 42

Joseph was an asshole and then he wasn’t.

Genesis Chapter 41 Translation

Joseph interpreted Pharaoh’s dream and became ruler of Egypt.

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 36 & 37 (Snitches Get Stitches)

Ice Cube gif: snitches get stitches

Joseph was a snitch. At the age of 17, he tended his father’s flocks under his half brothers. But he was an informant for his father, reporting on the bad things his brothers were doing.

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 21

Boy reading Bible

God kept his promise and gave Abraham and Sarah a son, named Isaac. Before you ask, yes, he was circumcised.

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 15

Then God said, “Chill out. Your servant will not be your heir.” Then he took him outside and said “How many stars do you see?” When Abram got up to 3,789 stars, God said “Okay, okay. My point is, you’ll have a lot of descendants.”