Tag: Christianity

Bible Translation: Genesis Chapter 1

Then God sang, “Baby Shark, do-do-do-do-dodo!” He thought it was catchy so he decided to put some life in the sea, including sharks. While he was at it he put some birds in the sky. Good. Then God gave them permission to have sex and produce baby animals.

Where are you

Where are you? I’m right here I can’t find you I’m right here I can’t see you I’m right here I’ll look again Stop looking and feel There you are

Mindless Ramblings on God, Religion & the Universe, Part 1


Do dead children go to Heaven? I’m not complaining but it seems unfair that I must keep believing in God and proving myself to be good while they died and apparently went straight to Heaven. If that’s how it works, it doesn’t make sense. Why would God decide some people get to skip the line?