Tag: Bible

Bible Translation: Genesis Chapter 42

Joseph was an asshole and then he wasn’t.

Genesis Chapter 40 Translation

So, a cup-bearer and a baker have two dreams.

Bible Translation: Genesis Ch. 39

Joseph takes his clothes off and goes to prison.

Bible Translation: Genesis Chapter 38

Judah was the pull out king and God was the guy objecting at the wedding.

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 36 & 37 (Snitches Get Stitches)

Ice Cube gif: snitches get stitches

Joseph was a snitch. At the age of 17, he tended his father’s flocks under his half brothers. But he was an informant for his father, reporting on the bad things his brothers were doing.