And God said, “I will destroy all humans. In fact, screw it all. I’ll destroy all living things. I’m sorry I ever made them.” But Noah was the teacher’s pet.
God asked Cain where his brother was. (By my count, there were only four people for God to keep track of. Does he really see everything I do?)
Then God told the woman, “You’ll experience pain before birth. And you’ll try controlling your husband, but he will rule over you.” (Now we know where toxic masculinity comes from).