Then God said to Abraham, “Why did Sarah laugh? Is anything too hard for the Lord? I will return and she will have a son.” (God didn’t get bent out of shape when Abraham laughed at the same idea.)
Then God said, “Chill out. Your servant will not be your heir.” Then he took him outside and said “How many stars do you see?” When Abram got up to 3,789 stars, God said “Okay, okay. My point is, you’ll have a lot of descendants.”
Abram replied, “I swear to God I will not take a single thread from you.
After Lot had gone, God talked about him behind his back to Abram.
But God got jealous and sent terrible plagues upon Pharaoh’s household.