Stop acting like narcissism is just a millennial thing. God is the OG narcissist.
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 35
Category: humor
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 32
Overnight, Jacob took his two wives, two servant wives (new show idea for TLC) and eleven sons and crossed the Jabbok River, along with his possessions.
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 25
Abraham gave everything he owned to Isaac, but gave gifts to his other sons and sent them to live in the east, away from Isaac. (I guess he didn’t want a Cain/Abel situation.)
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 22
Now I know you truly fear God. You have not withheld from me even your son.” (Let’s play a game! Name another leader who ruled through fear. I’ll go first.)
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 21
God kept his promise and gave Abraham and Sarah a son, named Isaac. Before you ask, yes, he was circumcised.
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 20
And he told Sarah, “I’m giving your brother (air quotes) 1,000 pieces of silver as compensation for any wrong I’ve done to you. Your reputation is cleared.” (Sounds a little like Stockholm Syndrome.)
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 19
“Where are your guests? Bring them out so we can have sex with them!”
