Category: humor

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 35

Stop acting like narcissism is just a millennial thing.

Stop acting like narcissism is just a millennial thing. God is the OG narcissist.

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 32

x-ray of dislocated hip

Overnight, Jacob took his two wives, two servant wives (new show idea for TLC) and eleven sons and crossed the Jabbok River, along with his possessions.

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 25

Abraham gave everything he owned to Isaac, but gave gifts to his other sons and sent them to live in the east, away from Isaac. (I guess he didn’t want a Cain/Abel situation.)

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 22

Boy reading Bible

Now I know you truly fear God. You have not withheld from me even your son.” (Let’s play a game! Name another leader who ruled through fear. I’ll go first.)

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 21

Boy reading Bible

God kept his promise and gave Abraham and Sarah a son, named Isaac. Before you ask, yes, he was circumcised.