Abraham gave everything he owned to Isaac, but gave gifts to his other sons and sent them to live in the east, away from Isaac. (I guess he didn’t want a Cain/Abel situation.)
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 25
Category: humor
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 22
Now I know you truly fear God. You have not withheld from me even your son.” (Let’s play a game! Name another leader who ruled through fear. I’ll go first.)
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 21
God kept his promise and gave Abraham and Sarah a son, named Isaac. Before you ask, yes, he was circumcised.
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 20
And he told Sarah, “I’m giving your brother (air quotes) 1,000 pieces of silver as compensation for any wrong I’ve done to you. Your reputation is cleared.” (Sounds a little like Stockholm Syndrome.)
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 19
“Where are your guests? Bring them out so we can have sex with them!”
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 18
Then God said to Abraham, “Why did Sarah laugh? Is anything too hard for the Lord? I will return and she will have a son.” (God didn’t get bent out of shape when Abraham laughed at the same idea.)
Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 17
Remember, Abraham was 99 when he had his foreskin cut off.
