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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 35

Posted on February 10, 2020 by

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Stop acting like narcissism is just a millennial thing.

Stop acting like narcissism is just a millennial thing. God is the OG narcissist.

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 32

Posted on January 7, 2020 by

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Overnight, Jacob took his two wives, two servant wives (new show idea for TLC) and eleven sons and crossed the Jabbok River, along with his possessions.

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 25

Posted on November 14, 2019 by

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Abraham gave everything he owned to Isaac, but gave gifts to his other sons and sent them to live in the east, away from Isaac. (I guess he didn’t want a Cain/Abel situation.)

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 22

Posted on November 6, 2019 by

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Now I know you truly fear God. You have not withheld from me even your son.” (Let’s play a game! Name another leader who ruled through fear. I’ll go first.)

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Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 21

Posted on November 5, 2019 by

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God kept his promise and gave Abraham and Sarah a son, named Isaac. Before you ask, yes, he was circumcised.

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