Category: funny

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 34

“Our sister can’t marry an uncircumcised man! It would be a disgrace. Have all your men snip their tips and we’ll accept the marriages.”

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 33

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HERESY!

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 31

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She said to her dad, “Forgive me if I don’t get up. I’m having my monthly period.”

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 30

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“You must sleep with me tonight. I have paid for you with some mandrakes.”

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 29

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But that night, in the darkness, Laban took Leah, his older daughter (who was described as lacking a spark in her eyes) to Jacob, and he slept with her.