Category: funny

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 36 & 37 (Snitches Get Stitches)

Ice Cube gif: snitches get stitches

Joseph was a snitch. At the age of 17, he tended his father’s flocks under his half brothers. But he was an informant for his father, reporting on the bad things his brothers were doing.

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 34

“Our sister can’t marry an uncircumcised man! It would be a disgrace. Have all your men snip their tips and we’ll accept the marriages.”

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 33

Boy reading Bible

HERESY!

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 31

thief eyes

She said to her dad, “Forgive me if I don’t get up. I’m having my monthly period.”

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 30

Duggar family photo

“You must sleep with me tonight. I have paid for you with some mandrakes.”