Category: bible translation

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 3

Then God told the woman, “You’ll experience pain before birth. And you’ll try controlling your husband, but he will rule over you.” (Now we know where toxic masculinity comes from).

Bible Translation: Genesis, Chapter 2

God rested on the seventh day to watch football. So he didn’t feel guilty about not working, he declared the seventh day to be holy.

Bible Translation: Genesis Chapter 1

Then God sang, “Baby Shark, do-do-do-do-dodo!” He thought it was catchy so he decided to put some life in the sea, including sharks. While he was at it he put some birds in the sky. Good. Then God gave them permission to have sex and produce baby animals.